Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Bigfoot & retrieverman

If a Bigfoot is standing in the road, and its mate walks up to it, are they Bigfoots or Bigfeet?

Or would that be the rare case where we could call them Bigfeets?

Sasquatch, sasquatchs, Sasquatches, sasquatchz?

Big hairy apes? No, that's what you find in bars after work lets out. Like Harry and the Henderson's, no matter how cute they are, you probably shouldn't let them into your car, even if they are laying on the ground passed out.

I love retrieverman's blog. It's fun. He has dogs. He has knowledge and opinions on dogs but is still upbeat. He has fun history - not war history. He has bigfeet and cupracabras.

Most people NEED a little of the mystical in their lives. Fiction, fantasy, and bigfooters.

Wasn't Chewbacca a Bigfoot?

See, that's the interesting thing about speculation. We can discuss if Chewbacca was a Sasquatch or not.

We can compare heights, like: male Bigfoots are taller than what Chewbacca is, so was Chewbacca really a girl Bigfoot?

And people know the rules for such discussion, only a real wet blanket says "We can't talk about if Chewbacca was a Bigfoot, because he was really an actor in a monkey suit."

We know that we are talking in the abstract, about "what ifs", and "what could be".

And people often NEED that - they don't just want it, they need it. People who don't delve into the improbable and the "what ifs" of life, will sometimes mis-understand reality instead.

It is perhaps in our genes to sit and listen to the campfire stories instead of wondering the woods at night, because there were saber tooth tigers, and woolly mammoths. And in some parts of the world their still are big cats, wild canine packs, rabid animals, and monsters in the dark.

It is latent in us to feel these things, we do this with fantasy, or we risk these archetypes of the subcontious superimposing themselves onto reality.

In the books, Tarzan was not raised by gorillas or chimps, but by a tribe of Bigfoots, called the Mangani. They were described as tall bipedal apes, who spoke.

The Yeti, or Abominable Snowman, is another Ape Man.

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